No wonder the government had to borrow so much money; the MP's have spent it all!
Fear not though! The 'apology cheques' currently being written out will no doubt lead to some green shoots of recovery.
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Goodwin title strip 'considered'
@ 2009-05-10 – 09:30:57
News just in.
Although the current Sir Fred has stated that he was only claiming what he was entitled to, this defence is only open to those who made the rules and no-one else.
The Forfeiture Committee declined to comment on whether it would be asking MP's to forfeit their bath plugs and tampons.
The hastily convened Court of Public Opinion, which was set up to deal with Sir Fred's case, is looking for new participants as it is likely to be very busy in the coming weeks.
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Obesity 'produces greenhouse gases'
@ 2009-04-22 – 21:51:07
Budget Update : Alistair Darling will be introducing a new Wind Fart tax.
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Health & safety clowns still at it
@ 2009-04-22 – 21:29:26
A spokesman said, 'He's going to be wearing his sad face for some time'
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BATTERED NICOLA: I WANT AN APOLOGY
@ 2009-04-18 – 15:20:12
'........but not before I've deposited my £50000 into a bank account. It's not the principle anymore'.
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Home Office launches probe into Green leaks affair
@ 2009-04-16 – 20:20:54
A spokesman said, 'Ok, ok. We should have done this in the first place. It's just that we had loads of taxpayers' money to spend so we thought we'd involve the police'.
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Arrest over court 'garlic alert'
@ 2009-04-16 – 19:31:51
A spokesman said, 'He's being held at arm's length at the moment and has been given some parsley to chew in an effort to neutralise the niff'.
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Police delete London tourists' photos 'to prevent terrorism'
@ 2009-04-16 – 15:02:28
A spokesman said, 'They looked like terrorists so we had no option but to arrest them'
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